Debbie and Jack

Debbie was excited to finally introduce Jack, her fiancé, to her parents. As they drove over to Debbie's parents' house, Debbie turned to Jack. "Is something wrong, dear?"

"No, everything's fine," he lied. He just knew he shouldn't have stopped at Taco Bell an hour before going to meet Debbie's parents.

Debbie's parents' made a feast, and had a good bottle of Merlot to help living up the evening. Jack started to feel it though, and when no one was looking, Jack cut off a small piece of steak and wiggled it under the table. The family dog came by and Jack let out a Silent, But Deadly.

"Get over here, Spot!," Debbie's father yelled.

"Whew!," Jack thought to himself. That actually worked.

Ten minutes later, Debbie's father opened up the second bottle of wine as conversation continued flowing. Unfortunately for Jack, Taco Bell gases flowed as well. So he inconspicuously sliced another piece off his steak and wiggled it under the table, then as Spot came by, he let out a second Floating Air Biscuit.

"Get over here, Spot!," Debbie's father yelled.

Debbie's mother baked the best apple pie Jack has ever tasted and Jack let them all know how much he adored her baking skills, and succeeded with getting a little blush out of Debbie's mother. However, one last Silent Screamer was building up in the gas chamber. Luckily for Jack, he kept a piece of steak fat in his napkin and promptly wiggled it under the table.

Spot came by and Jack let it out once more, and this time Debbie's father yelled "Get over here, Spot, before he craps all over you!"