Tuesday, August 09, 2005

Hot Italian Babe - Monica Bellucci

Okay, Cultureshocked convinced me to go ahead and post Monica Bellucci again, even though I posted her earlier. As I previously mentioned, he had the wonderful idea of posting a hot babe that corresponds with the ethnicity I'm posting jokes of. So it's a day late.

Dave, I know. I'll see Passion of the Christ one of these days. It's just too hard for me to stomach seeing Jesus tortured like that. If it were Passion of the Binks, I would have seen it ten times by now. But it's not.

For those of you who don't know, Bellucci starred in it. She also starred in Irreversible. She does seem to get casted in controversial movies, but she's a good actress. And she's gorgeous. And no, Jenn, if I were single, there's no way I could be platonic with Ms. Bellucci. She's smart, she's talented, she's gorgeous, she speaks four or five languages. So unless she had some serious B.O., or she chewed with her mouth open, no way at all.


By the way, what's with Europeans and cigarettes? Just wondering.

28 Comments:

Blogger Jenn said...

HOT! HOT! HOT!

I don't know that I could be platonic with her either. Five languages? That's enough fire alone. And then, well, yeah, her flawless beauty.

I think the cigarette in this shot makes it hot.

8/09/2005 2:16 AM  
Blogger savage said...

Right on the heals of Italian Jokes, a Hot Italian Babe.
hm.
-r
PS:
You take suggestions more seriously than you say you do.
We played phone tag and then blogger wouldn't work.
But my post of tonight's thingy is up now at stupit2
-=-

8/09/2005 2:18 AM  
Blogger savage said...

The cigarettes thing is interesting to me.
-r
PS:
A couple years ago, for no good reason AT ALL, I spontaneously started smoking.
It was quite a learning experience.
I should write a 'stupit2' thingy about it, I guess.
a few small factoids:
1) People in Orange County smoke less than those in LA county.
2) People in states East of Ca smoke MORE than people in CA.
3) Texas and New Mexico, the hottest states I visited on my cross-country "tour" had the most smokers I observed (Greyhound Bus and its stops)
4) While working, at least once every couple hours, me and other smokers would stop and go outside and smoke and chit-chat.
--a) That means we got more "fresh air" than anyone else in the office
--b) Also, stoping like that and doing something totally arbitrary and then coming back had a good impact on my work and my production.
-=-

8/09/2005 2:21 AM  
Blogger tenxinchoden said...

man! didn't know she was an italian....i've seen her in one of those 007 movies...haha
YES i'll agree SHE's CUTE+75 degree hot

8/09/2005 2:47 AM  
Blogger tenxinchoden said...

oh! i was talkin about the other italian chick....SHE is definately 101 degree HOT,
am glad we are share the same sunsign-------libra

8/09/2005 2:51 AM  
Blogger Kunaxa said...

The cigarette is definitely hot.

I also thought she looked hot in "Tears Of The Sun"

Didn't think they did her justice in The Matrix (2 and 3). Of all the TIGHT black leather they could have put her in, they end up sticking her in some green dress.

8/09/2005 6:12 AM  
Blogger Sadie Lou said...

I know. I'll see Passion of the Christ one of these days. It's just too hard for me to stomach seeing Jesus tortured like that. If it were Passion of the Binks, I would have seen it ten times by now. But it's not.

Thank you. Another person who has admitted their weakness when it comes to this movie.
Don't feel like you're the only one out there that hasn't seen it, ZS. I haven't either and I have even tried.
I got to the first scene where Jesus gets slapped a few times and spit on and I was finished.
It was the most realistic interpretation I have ever seen. And it did make me sick to my stomach, literlly.
I will relent someday...

8/09/2005 6:24 AM  
Blogger Notta Wallflower said...

I haven't seen "The Passion" and I never intend to - mostly for the reason you mentioned.

8/09/2005 7:44 AM  
Blogger The Zombie Lama said...

You sure I don't get to eat her?

I'll trade Charisma Carpenter for her, cuz you know Charisma's up for some undead action.

8/09/2005 8:41 AM  
Blogger Laura said...

Yeah, we saw the Passion in the theatre and pretty much everyone around us was crying. Stuff like that doesn't usually make me cry, but it was really disturbing. In fact, I think it was too over the top. Mel could have gotten the same emotion and intensity without showing every last lash. Sometimes implying something is more than making what amounted to a top-grossing snuff film.

8/09/2005 8:58 AM  
Blogger Thomcat said...

*cough cough

8/09/2005 9:21 AM  
Blogger dave said...

holy smokes.

8/09/2005 11:34 AM  
Blogger The Zombieslayer said...

You can have Charisma Carpenter. She's not even that good of a witch. In fact, take the entire cast of Friends as well. You can't have Monica Bellucci though. She's compound material.

As for the cigarette, yeah yeah. You have to admit the pic's hot though. See, the cigarette draws the attention to her lips, and she has great lips.

Oh, Tenxin, you're thinking of Sophie Marceau. She's French. She's also hot, and yes, they do look alike. I could see how you could confuse them. Ms Marceau like Ms Bellucci doesn't seem too fond of wearing clothing either. No complaints here.

As for Passion, one of these days I'll gather the courage to see it. I'll probably spend most of the movie looking up at the ceiling though. Too disturbing.

Oh, haven't seen Tears in the Sun. I'll have to rent that one.

8/09/2005 11:57 AM  
Blogger Sadie Lou said...

skip Tears of the Sun. I'm serious. The ending and the whole film as a whole wasn't worth the scenes that movie put me through. Like Laura said, some movies are better when they imply the worst rather than show every, single detail. I felt that way about the film Boys Don't Cry. Too much visability.

8/09/2005 12:09 PM  
Blogger Kunaxa said...

Sadie,

The zombieslayer IS a zombieslayer. Surely, he'd enjoy the descriptive visuals.

No?

8/09/2005 5:50 PM  
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8/09/2005 6:40 PM  
Blogger Laurie said...

What a hot photo. Personally, and not just because I'm a smoker, I think the cigarette is hot. I guess it has something to do with the bad girl/rebel thing. Who knows.

8/09/2005 8:43 PM  
Blogger The Zombieslayer said...

Blogger spam. Geez. I deleted that crap. I need to get more adamant about deleting it.

Laurie - You know, I can't think of one female I've ever known who smoked that I didn't get along with. Not one. I've had nothing but good experiences with women smokers.

I'll enjoy about a cigarette a month, but I never bought a pack in my life. If we're drinking beers or martinis and one of my friends offers a smoke, I'll partake. Nothing like a cigarette with a good buzz. And yes, there's definitely that bad girl appeal too.

Cultureshocked and Sadie - I'll admit I'm kind of a wimp when it comes to violence in movies if I like the person. But if I'm indifferent, I don't care. Like I had no problem with The Devil's Rejects which should have been rated X for violence. But I couldn't stomach Boys Don't Cry and I've been trying for awhile to work myself up for Passion with no success.

8/09/2005 9:35 PM  
Blogger Sadie Lou said...

ZS--
Me too.
Trust me on Tears of the Sun, then. It hurt my weak sensitivities.

8/10/2005 8:15 AM  
Blogger dusty said...

omfg..she is fantastic in that pic. whats wrong w/cigs? other than lung cancer i see nothing wrong with cigs.. :|

8/10/2005 8:31 AM  
Blogger Leslie said...

The cigarette here does look appealing. But then again, I'm a smoker unfortunately.

8/10/2005 8:48 AM  
Blogger Reverend Dr. Will Trump said...

for some reason, i don't understand the cigarette thing ... it's a big turn off for me and i don't find it sexy ... i've dated smokers, heck i use to smoke ! but now, it just doesn't do a thing for me ... oh well, she is still almost as hot as my wife ...

8/10/2005 1:23 PM  
Blogger Jason said...

I have to admit I find smokers sexy, and I married one, although I persuaded her to quit. I used to myself and am happily reformed.

I asked my father-in-law in Holland if the Dutch new about lung cancer. He said they did, but they just don't care.

As for The Passion -- a very well made film, but yes, over the top unless you see it as really trying to get the message on how much Jesus suffered. I think they should have gone with a little more of the story before and after, though, rather than spending so much time on the torture.

8/10/2005 2:01 PM  
Blogger The Zombieslayer said...

Sadie - Okay, I think you won out over CS. As much as I love Ms Bellucci, I wouldn't want to see her get all bloodied up.

Dusty - yeah, fantastic she is. I have tons of pics of her. This is one of the only ones that are clean though. :p

Leslie - Don't worry. The anti-zombie compound will have a smoking section and one huge storage closet will be filled with smokes. I shouldn't say that too loud because that will get us raided by some of the other compounds. ;)

Thom - I think Laurie hit the nail on the head. The smoking thing appeals to guys who like the bad girl/rebel type.

Jason - I asked my father-in-law in Holland if the Dutch knew about lung cancer. He said they did, but they just don't care.

I love the Dutch.

Oh, for the record, I don't smoke. I will have a smoke when a friend whips out his pack and gives me an extra, but I've never bought a cigarette in my life.

8/10/2005 2:40 PM  
Blogger Sadie Lou said...

"As for The Passion -- a very well made film, but yes, over the top unless you see it as really trying to get the message on how much Jesus suffered. I think they should have gone with a little more of the story before and after, though, rather than spending so much time on the torture."--Jason


Amen.
It would have been much more useful to do the beginning of the gospel John, than the end...

8/10/2005 3:34 PM  
Blogger Heather said...

Wow, nothing much more to add.

I've never seen Passion.

I'm an old nerdy fart, and thus I think that the ciggy is very very unappealing. Cigarette's are just too bad for your breath, teeth, lungs, ECT and IMHO her 'wow' factor dropped from a 9 to a 5 due to it.

But she's still hot.

8/10/2005 4:17 PM  
Blogger Joe said...

Monica Belluci.

mmm

8/11/2005 1:43 PM  

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