Why did the old man cross the road?
He doesn't know either.
Alright. That was stupid but I made it up and had to say it. Here's one that I didn't make up, requested by Mrs. Zombieslayer.
There's a five-year-old and a four-year-old, two brothers. One turns to the other and asks, "Do you think we're old enough to swear yet?"
The other says, "Yeah, we're old enough to swear."
"Cool. I'll say h*** and you say a**."
So Mom calls them down for breakfast. "Okay kids, what do you want for breakfast?"
The first one spurts out, "Oh, h***, I'll just have a bowl of Cheerios."
So Mom spanks his butt so hard he cries and runs up to his room. Then she turns to the other and asks "what do you want for breakfast?"
"Well, you can bet your a** I'm not getting Cheerios."
posted by The Zombieslayer @ 10:23 AM
14 Comments:
Always loved that joke!
BTW, Daniel is becoming a pest over on Ben's blog. Anybody care to give Ben a hand?
Hilarious! Corny... But hilarious!
Bridget - He was the English guy I banned from the blog for attacking several good people on this blog.
This is now "officially" the world's funniest joke (as determind by a year long experiment by a bunch of scientists):
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?"
Is this worthy of induction into the anti-zombie joke catalog?
CultureShocked - yeah, I saw where they said that was the world's funniest joke. I wonder who determines "funniness." Do they have one guy tell a bunch of jokes to a drunk audience, then measure the decibel limit of laughter? Mrs. Zombieslayer did laugh at it, and I laughed when I read it, so sure, when the compound is secure and we have time to enjoy some beers and relax, do tell it.
Daniel is my friend. I do agree that he has gotten a little out of hand lately. But he's still my friend. I just ignore the really offhand comments and focus why I started reading him in the first place.
Red - I'm well aware that he is your friend. He just started attacking people (other than me and Dave) on my blog so I had to delete one of his posts and ban him from the site. I really wish it didn't have to be that way. It's now water under the bridge, let's just move on.
Good attitude!
Great Joke!
Am I banned?
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For a really great joke:
http://schtolteheim.blogspot.com/
Daniel - yes. It would be better this way. Let's just act like two adults and stay on our own side of the pond.
I believe that,the chicken crossed the road for some FOUL reason.
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