Yoda walks into a bar...
Yoda walks into a bar and says "Ouch! See the bar I did not."
posted by The Zombieslayer @ 7:22 PM
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Two guys walk into a bar which is sort of funny 'cause you would have thought the second guy would have ducked...
Hehe!
A string walks into a bar.
He asks for a shot of tequilla. The bartender replies "Sorry we don't serve strings". So the string leaves.
The next day, the same string walks back into the bar. He asks for a shot of tequilla. The bartender replies "Sorry we do not serve strings, please go away."
The following day the string stands outside the bar debating about whether to go in or not. He ties himself in a knot and frays the bottom of the string.
He goes in and asks for a shot of tequilla. The bartender replies "Hey aren't you that string that's been coming in here all the time."
They string replies "No I'm a freyed knot".
Jodi, I'm sorry but that's too corny.
Made me laugh.
LOL, and so did my husband!
All right. I thought I was the only one who appreciated corny jokes. I guess not, so I'll post more as I make them up.
And no, I didn't make up the guy walking into the bar and saying "ouch." I can't take credit for that. However, I did add the Yoda to it and his words.
that's hilarious zombie.
now tell the ray charles joke. make sure mr. gill doesn't see it though. you might make him cry.
Jodi your little bar skit was good, I liked it. Maybe RED has a real non corny mind bending hilarious joke he would wish to impart to us. We wait with bated breath for "REDS joke of the year. If by chance it involves me, I shall send my Granny around to beat Red up.
I apoligise Red, I clicked on your blog to discover that you were female,I withdraw my remarks about the beat up, only joking. hope you are doing a great stepford job around the house.
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