Sunday, June 12, 2005

Hot American Babe - Aria Giovanni

I will make no apologies for my love of beauty. I love watching sunsets, but actually prefer a sunrise. It's just I'm not a morning guy so I rarely see one though. One of the most beautiful things I've ever witnessed in my life was seeing a sunrise near the Caldecott Tunnel when I had to pick up Papa Zombieslayer at the Oakland Airport.

Snorkeling off of Cozumel, collecting shells in the Philippines, hiking in the Sierras, driving around New Zealand, strolling through the redwoods of California, jogging in Vancouver. Good times. I love beauty.

People talk about culture and all that jazz. Not that I'm against it. I see plays occasionally and love Tchaikovsky and Brahms as much as the next guy, but I'd rather be outdoors appreciating natural beauty. One thing that even trumps the outdoors though is the sight of a beautiful woman. Aria Giovanni is a beautiful woman. Part Native American, part Italian, part something else and something else, if I knew her in real life, I bet I could look at her for months and not get bored.

In defense of nudity, I would rather have my son see full on nudity than a decapitation. Bothers me to no end that some PG movies (I'm not talking PG-13, but PG) actually have decapitations yet almost any nudity warrants an R rating. What kind of morality is that? Attack of the Clones had several decapitations, including Mace Windu cutting off Jengo Fett's head right in front of Jengo's son. Mission to Mars had a guy spin around into he exploded into blood. James Bond movies have numerous instances of people exploding. All these movies were PG, not even PG-13.

And no, I'm not a hypocrite about nudity. I don't b*tch to Mrs. Zombieslayer when she leaves her Playgirls on the floor because she doesn't b*tch at me when I accidently leave my Perfect 10s or Penthouses on the floor.

I'm not an extremist about nudity either. I wouldn't advocate walking around naked everywhere. Some guy at the post office changed his shirt and he had hair coming half way up his back. That was disgusting. People like him should be fully clothed because I want to keep my lunch down.

I'm not anti-violence either. Don't get me wrong. I love a good slasher film as much as the next guy. I just think Junior would be better off if he saw hoo hoos than decapitations. That's all I'm saying.

A big Thank You goes out to a certain Yankee fan, you know who you are, who posted pics of Aria Giovanni on his blog. I had forgotten all about her. After seeing her on his blog, I went to my crusty old PII 300 mhz linux box and ran these commands:
$ cd Pics/Aria
$ ls -R | wc -l
My linux box shot back 376.

With Aria, unfortunately, almost all my pics are explicit. Even her clothed ones are explicit. Yes, sometimes a picture of someone with clothes on could me more explicit and offensive than a nude shot. Sorry, she's a soft core porn actress so it's hard to find clean and classy pics of her. I hope this one suffices.

This next link is nude and not work safe. Please do not open this at work because as I've said before, don't get fired because you have bills to pay and guns to buy before the upcoming zombie plague hits. Yes, she has a very big, healthy butt. With her, it works, and I love it. Her big, healthy butt is welcome in my anti-zombie compound any day.

Do not open this one at work unless you're the employer (you can't fire yourself, can you?).


Blogger Kunaxa said...

There's a fine line with porn stars ... I will admit some of them can easily hop-on over to the unattractive side of the fence. However, Aria's definitely got it going on.

What's your say on the models? Adriana Lima? (my personal favorite)

6/12/2005 7:36 PM  
Blogger Jason said...

574 didn't work, but 457 does. Pleasant!

6/13/2005 5:23 AM  
Blogger Slade said...

the mountains of Germany, a baby's head cresting from a woman's vagina, the canals of Amsterdam, a mama deer and baby deer crossing the KY river, a baby turkey haching from an egg, the white cliffs of dover, San Marco Square in Venezia....these are my beauties

6/13/2005 5:52 AM  
Blogger Vest said...

An exotic flower in the garden of love. My monogamous diet suggests I may peruse the menu but not appease my hunger.
Read my comment on the post relating to erectile disfunction or 'Getting it up Your Nose'.

6/13/2005 1:45 PM  
Blogger Leslie said...

"this" is a faulty link

She's not that hot. Sorry.

6/13/2005 5:32 PM  
Blogger Vest said...

Zombie S. You mentioned that you enjoyed a Sunrise more so than a Sunset. Depending on the prevailing weather conditions, I am able to view the beautiful sunrise over the Pacific Ocean most mornings. I live at, 11a Sunrise Ave,........, on the beautiful central coast of NSW Aus. Grind your teeth in envy Zom.

6/14/2005 2:07 AM  
Blogger drafter said...

smokin f'n hot. Hell yaaaaaa.

6/14/2005 1:57 PM  
Blogger The Zombieslayer said...

Cultureshocked - Lima's hot. She has replaced Laetitia Casta as my favorite Victoria's secret chick.

Jason - thanks. Fixed.

Slade - will you give us the privilage of posting pics someday? Not the baby coming out of the vagina though. That I'd just take your word for it.

Vest - Yes, another way of saying polygamous eyes with a monogamous soul. Your way does sound classier though.

Red - It's quite all right.

Vest again - Envious? Heck yeah. If Australia is even half as gorgeous as my brother says it is, then it's on top of my queue for places to visit.

Drafter - That's kind of what I said when I saw Aria for the first time.

6/14/2005 4:18 PM  
Anonymous JUNIOR VEST said...

Absolutely delicious, beam her down Zom.

6/14/2005 11:16 PM  
Blogger Vest said...

Could not get the pic on I/E, but Firefox did the trick, nice bum, dont most bums look the same? I preferred the semi clothed pic, more mystery.
Memories memories come flooding back.

6/15/2005 4:36 PM  
Blogger Vest said...

Could not get the pic on I/E, but Firefox did the trick, nice bum, dont most bums look the same? I preferred the semi clothed pic, more mystery.
Memories memories come flooding back.

6/15/2005 4:37 PM  
Blogger The Zombieslayer said...

Nah, there are good bums and there are bad bums. I'd say her bum is easily in top 10% of bums out there.

As for the clothed vs nude, to a point I agree. Clothed shots can be sexier but nude shots if done properly can be artsier (not sure if that's a word).

6/15/2005 7:36 PM  
Blogger Vest said...

Zom, artsier could shorten a sentence if used, submit your new word with the thousand other new words being used for the first time today.

6/15/2005 9:49 PM  

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