Crosses vs zombies

Folks, for the last time, crosses don't work on zombies. It doesn't matter if you're the Pope. Crosses are for vampires, which aren't real. Vampires are a work of fiction. They were most likely made up during the plague, to explain why people were making frantic noises from their graves. It was because during the plague, a lot of infected folks were presumed dead but weren't and were prematurely buried. Thus came the myth of the vampire.

And no, it wasn't because of the vampire bat. Vampire bats weren't encountered by folks of European decent until the 1700s. By then, vampires were already dug heavily into the European psyche.

But enough about myths. Crosses do not work on zombies. It's simply because zombies have a viral infection. You can be a sinner or a saint. Either way, if you get bitten by a zombie, you will die and come back as a zombie. If you have a cross to assist your praying, fine. Just do not rely on it when the zombies come. Rely on your wits, your training, and your weapons. Good luck, my friends.