Return of the Living Dead

Some of you rented the 80s movie Return of the Living Dead and went into a panic. You noted that these zombies won't die by destroying the brain. The entire body had to be destroyed. Then you sent me frantic emails and almost lost your jobs because you wouldn't leave the house.

Well, my friends. Rest assured, this movie is a comedy. Zombies really do die by a good blow to the head or a bullet to the brain. Just remember if you decapitate them, they can still bite you. Still, the movie is worth watching. It's funny. Ha ha. Also, Linnea Quigly has some nice nudie scenes, and at the time she was something to look at. Actually, she's at least a decade older than I am and she's still to this day nice to look at. Just don't expect to get an anti-zombie education out of it. And go back to work. You have bills to pay and guns to buy.