Tuesday, May 03, 2005

I am the Zombieslayer

Hi. I am your friendly, neighborhood Zombieslayer. No, I'm not like a vampire slayer. Vampires and demons aren't real. Zombies are.

Welcome to my website. Here you will learn important things like how to make yourself a better person. You will learn what is good in music, books, art, and film. You will learn how to cook. You will learn how to be healthy. Most importantly, I will teach you how to kill zombies.


Blogger Vest said...

I find it odd that there are no comments on this your first post. I am writing this retrospectivly six months later. and I would like to confirm that what ZS intended to achieve; has been achieved.
Congratulations Mr Zombie Slayer; Mr Nice Man and truly a Great American. Vest- Daily Gaggle. November - 2 - 05.

11/01/2005 11:13 AM  
Blogger neal said...

I haven't seen any zombies yet...

12/03/2005 5:49 AM  

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