Tuesday, July 26, 2005

Harry Potter 7 predictions

I've decided to do a slew of ethnic jokes, one ethnicity at a time. It will have a disclaimer of course, that if you're feeling left out because I haven't hit your ethnicity yet, just wait. It will come.

In the meantime, here are my predictions for Harry Potter 7. This is only for people who are done reading Harry Potter 6. If you haven't finished it yet, do not read this post. And do not check out the comments section either, for I'm sure some of the replies will have spoilers as well. Actually, I'm certain of it.

This is full of spoilers. If you read it, you will ruin HP6 for yourself. So if you're not done yet, come back to it later.

SPOILERS! Do not click on the link below if you haven't finished Harry Potter 6 yet

This is how I feel about what happened in Harry Potter 6. Click here only when you're done with the book. Feel free to discuss and share your thoughts.


Blogger Dawner said...

I can't wait to read the upcoming slew of jokes. Yeah Julie Bell is good to. The real way that I can tell them apart is that she uses alot more metalic metal imaging. I don't know I think of it yet. Royo is also of my favorites. Thanks for commenting.

7/26/2005 11:15 PM  
Blogger Dawner said...

Boy that was a terrible comment. My fingers were moving to fast or I was thinking to slow.

7/26/2005 11:16 PM  
Blogger thecoolestblog said...

Cool blog and cool message

7/27/2005 10:35 AM  
Blogger Bridget Jones said...

YAY bring 'em on Zombieslayer!!

7/27/2005 5:01 PM  
Anonymous Roz potter said...

Hmm , very good presictions.I cant believe Dumbledore is gone, it was so shocking to me. I think snape is an evil twisted little buthead, but who knows he mat do something nice in the end. Haryy better not die or I wil be really mad.

7/27/2005 10:10 PM  
Blogger Jenn said...

I was desperately seeking a post de the Zombislayer and thank heavens for Google 'cause I found you. They won't ever keep me away!

I need to stop being lazy and get on my links already.

I didn't read your post, 'cause I haven't read Harry Potter. I really need to do that too.

And I LOVE ethnic jokes. Do me! Me! Pick me!

7/28/2005 12:50 AM  
Blogger The Flaming Liberal said...

Ron and Hermione will be in the fight with Harry. And that seventh book is going to have to be 2,000 pages long to cover everything thats left.

7/28/2005 9:14 AM  
Blogger tshsmom said...

I can't imagine how Harry will find and destroy the rest of the Horcruxes by himself. He just doesn't have the knowledge yet.
I agree that he won't go back to school, he won't have time.
Something's weird with Snape. He wouldn't let Harry use Dark Arts during the battle. I'm still not totally sure which side he's on.
I predict that Ginny will sneak along with Harry.
I didn't see the Neville/Luna thing coming, but I had suspicions about Tonks/Lupin.
I'm with you about Dumbledore. His passing left such a VOID!!

7/28/2005 12:51 PM  
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7/28/2005 1:29 PM  
Blogger The Zombieslayer said...

I fear Ginny might sneak along with Harry. I hope that doesn't get her killed though, because she's nowhere near being ready, although she's studious/hard-working and gifted on a broom. I really do want to see Harry end up with her in the end. It would be cool to see him marry into the Weasley family, because they're really the only family he's ever had besides Sirius (who's dead).

Snape though scolded Harry repeatedly during the battle for making mistakes, as if he wanted to teach him. I do think Snape's not on Voldemort's side. He's more on his own side, and I still think he cares about the kids, even though he's a "bad" guy. I think Snape would want to see Harry win over Voldemort. We'll see what Rowling has in store for us though about Snape. He's a tough one to predict. I've even heard some saying that Snape helped Dumbledore fake the death and that wasn't Dumbledore. I don't believe that though, and I'm starting to agree with my wife that it was a mercy killing for Dumbledore was painfully dying from that last potion.

As for Ron and Hermoine, I know they will try to fight alongside Harry, but Harry won't want to get them killed.

Yes, Harry's over his head trying to find the last Horcruxes. I'm sure though that Dumbledore left behind some "notes" for Harry to use to find the last ones.

7/28/2005 2:34 PM  
Blogger Slade said...

ZS, I'm sorry it took me so long to read this--on vacation. These are really good predictions and I actually agree with you for the most part...I don't think that it was a mercy killing though because Snape didn't know that D. had just drank that potion (unless he could just tell by looking at him) I think that he killed him because of the unbreakable vow...D. told Snape to kill him. I think you hit it on the money when you said that D. had to die to make this 7th book more challenging for Harry...I don't think he could destroy Voldemort with D. in the picture somehow--he has to do it without him. You are right to say that Snape was teaching Harry at the end...he kept telling him that if Harry couldn't defeat him how was he going to defeat the dark lord...hopefully this will dawn on Harry and he will get busy practicing. Good post!

7/29/2005 7:16 AM  
Blogger The Zombieslayer said...

Forgot about the vow when I wrote this. Yes, I stand corrected. Snape didn't have a choice. However, yes, Dumbledore did ask for Snape to kill him. I think Dumbledore knew about the whole thing. Wonder if Snape told him. Actually, I bet Snape did.

7/29/2005 9:03 AM  
Blogger The Zombieslayer said...

Flaming Liberal accidently posted this to another post. I feared that since the link had a spoiler in it, someone who hadn't read the book yet would see it:

Hey ZS, you might want to read this:

WARNING!! It's a Harry Potter spoiler.

7/29/2005 10:22 AM  
Blogger savage said...

(I am soooooo out-of-the-loop...

7/30/2005 3:07 AM  
Blogger The Zombieslayer said...

Hey Flaming Liberal - Great link.

I'm confused now. That website makes some good arguments that Dumbledore is not dead and Snape helped Dumbledore fake his death.

Everyone - you need to read


7/31/2005 10:56 AM  

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