Saturday, May 21, 2005

Cristina Scabbia - Hot Italian singer

My friend Ryan and I saw Lacuna Coil open for Type O Negative a few years ago. We stood in the pit by some dumb guy who was with his ex-girlfriend who he called his sister, i.e., some loser who knows he'd never again get any action so he wants to keep other guys from having a good time with her. Did he ever take into account that maybe she wanted to meet other guys? Kind of hard to with lughead clinging to her like a child clings to his mother's leg. So Ryan intentionally tried to piss him off. Good for you, Ryan.

For most of the show, the straight guys in the audience stared at Cristina Scabbia, lead singer of the Italian Goth Metal band Lacuna Coil. Lacuna Coil's one of those bands that composes three or four good songs an album, but those good songs are really good. The rest are just filler. Live, they're awesome. They really get into the show and thrash hard.

She calls herself a plain Jane, but I find her soooo sexy that I spent the entire show staring at her with my jaw dropped. As I said before, sexiness is more than just looks. Yes, looks is important because it is the base. But it is only the base. An average looking woman can be a lot sexier than a perfect ten if she carries herself right and the perfect ten is a b**ch. Plus it helps if you have a sexy voice, wear the right clothing, and walk like a woman. Singing, not someone who makes monkey noises with their vocal chords like Britney Spears or J. Lo, but singers definitely earn additional points when it comes to sexiness. Ms. Scabbia, if you're reading this, you will always be welcome in my anti-zombie compound.


Blogger Jason said...

Slayer, I now consider you the top authority on hot Italian entertainers! :-)

5/21/2005 10:31 PM  
Blogger The Zombieslayer said...

Well, that's it. I'm out.
I do know one more Italian entertainer but don't remember her name. She was a porno actress who if I'm not mistaken also had a seat in the Italian Congress. I love Italians.

5/22/2005 3:26 AM  
Blogger Jason said...


5/23/2005 1:08 PM  
Anonymous alan the oz said...

she is hiding her wobblies-- i'd give quids to get sucking on them-- they love you to death for it if you must have a pr nuptial munch this is the way to go ...I know I now have 3 chicks doing it and one so far has returned the fLavor ... get to it for WOBBLY WOBBLY FUN

5/25/2005 7:50 AM  
Blogger The Zombieslayer said...

Jason, cool, you knew who I was talking about. Whoops, shouldn't have googled her at work. A big picture of her with showing off her hoo hoos appeared.
Ah, nobody was looking, cool.

As for you Aussies and wobblies, if you keep saying wobblies, I'm going to end up saying that word and nobody here will know what I'm talking about.
I still like hoo hoos best.

5/25/2005 3:14 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

modestamente, la cristina ce l'avemo solo noi!

7/31/2006 12:00 AM  

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