Cristina Scabbia - Hot Italian singer

My friend Ryan and I saw Lacuna Coil open for Type O Negative a few years ago. We stood in the pit by some dumb guy who was with his ex-girlfriend who he called his sister, i.e., some loser who knows he'd never again get any action so he wants to keep other guys from having a good time with her. Did he ever take into account that maybe she wanted to meet other guys? Kind of hard to with lughead clinging to her like a child clings to his mother's leg. So Ryan intentionally tried to piss him off. Good for you, Ryan.

For most of the show, the straight guys in the audience stared at Cristina Scabbia, lead singer of the Italian Goth Metal band Lacuna Coil. Lacuna Coil's one of those bands that composes three or four good songs an album, but those good songs are really good. The rest are just filler. Live, they're awesome. They really get into the show and thrash hard.

She calls herself a plain Jane, but I find her soooo sexy that I spent the entire show staring at her with my jaw dropped. As I said before, sexiness is more than just looks. Yes, looks is important because it is the base. But it is only the base. An average looking woman can be a lot sexier than a perfect ten if she carries herself right and the perfect ten is a b**ch. Plus it helps if you have a sexy voice, wear the right clothing, and walk like a woman. Singing, not someone who makes monkey noises with their vocal chords like Britney Spears or J. Lo, but singers definitely earn additional points when it comes to sexiness. Ms. Scabbia, if you're reading this, you will always be welcome in my anti-zombie compound.