Glad I'm not going

My boss gave me the bad news. His wife bought him a ticket to Disney on Ice. He specifically asked her not to buy him one too, so not only is he stuck going, he's also driving. I told him I couldn't think of a worse way to spend a Friday evening. Poor guy.

Not that either of us have anything against ice skating. I remember back in the day watching Katarina Witt intently, hoping I'd get to see another boob slip. Janet Jackson might be heck of a singer, but Witt's got a better pair. Sorry Ms Jackson. You're still richer than I am, so don't take it too badly.

America definitely has our share of hot ice skaters. They just don't skate at Disney on Ice. My boss said there's a reason why they're there instead of elsewhere. Plus, it's Disney so you won't see any short skirts or wardrobe malfunctions.

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In other news, one of my side jobs is studying and reviewing film. Yes, I get paid to do that. Stay in college kid, and learn to write. If you can write, you'll make money doing what you want to do. Trust me on this one.

Currently, I'm doing the female directors thingie. Thank God Penny Marshall's done, because if I had to watch one more of her movies, I think I'd shoot the t.v. And yes, just in case you're wondering, I don't have a gun while watching t.v. I've lived in Texas long enough to know that's not a good idea, especially when a football game's on t.v.

Sofia Coppola on the other hand is quite talented. Even if you don't like her style, you have to acknowledge she's an artist. She's also surprisingly nice to look at. No, Sofia, I'm married, so don't get any funny ideas.

After Ms Coppola, I'm doing Asia Argento. I'm doing her by request, especially because she's about the farthest thing away from Penny Marshall.

Have a good weekend, all.