Tuesday, November 22, 2005

Hot American Babe - Denise Richards + Me and P**n

Here is Denise Richards. I've seen her in three movies now, that James Bond flick, Starship Troopers, and Undercover Brother. My wife and I busted up laughing at Undercover Brother, and in all three movies, Ms Richards looked stunning. Sure, she can't act her way out of a paper bag, but man was she pleasant on the eyes.



Me & P**n

This is for Michele whose filter blocked my reply. I simply copied and pasted this from the comments section of another post and edited out any mention of p**n, so the filters won't block this post. Here was my reply, with a little added...

The problem with p**n is the same as the problem with alcohol. Some folks are addicted to it, some rent a p**n flick once every six months with a bunch of friends and laugh together.

I have seen p**n addiction. Knew several people who don't bother meeting anyone because they sit around all day and download p**n. Several of them are highly intelligent and it's a shame.

I've also seen p**n that is violent. I hate that stuff, but I really think the problem is family values. My father taught me that degrading women and beating women were very bad things, so when I first started looking for p**n in my teens (about a decade before I even knew what the internet was), I was turned off by any of the sadism p**n. I thought it was gross.

I simply don't let Junior get on the internet. I know it's dirty. It was originally written for adults to do research. Actually, I take that back. It was originally written by the military and handed over to universities. I don't think kids should go on the internet, period, just like kids shouldn't see movies that glorify violence.

Those are my family values though. If you want to raise your children differently, more power to you. Junior respects our values, and with that, I'm sure he'll respect women when he becomes older as I respect his mother/my wife.


For the record, both my wife and I own p**n. I have no idea what she owns because we're running Unix and her permissions are automatically setup so only she could read them. Of course, I could login as root and rewrite her permissions, but that would be dishonest. I keep mine encrypted with GNU Privacy Guard, just in case I forget to logout and Junior sees my login.

Happy Thanksgiving

Folks, the Zombieslayers will be out of town starting tomorrow and I won't be online until Monday night. Have a wonderful Thanksgiving everyone in America. I think Canada already had theirs. Right Canadians? For everyone else, have a good weekend when it comes around.

20 Comments:

Blogger Bridget Jones said...

And happy Turkey Day to you and yours too ZS! Canada's Thanksgiving is in October because by November we're all totally depressed.

I think that's serious.....

11/22/2005 7:20 PM  
Blogger The Zombieslayer said...

Bridget - Geez, Seattle had no sun by November. That's why I couldn't live in Canada, because you have even less sun.

11/22/2005 10:48 PM  
Blogger Scott said...

I'm outta here too Zombie. Right there with you on DR. Have a great break.

11/23/2005 3:29 AM  
Blogger Saur♥Kraut said...

I agree with you about why people handle porn differently (family values, etc.) but I don't agree with you about Denise Richards. She always looked like her face was somehow torqued out to me. Kinda reminds me of The Creature From the Black Lagoon, truthfully, although I think she's very nice.

Of course, I can hardly criticize: I've got the hots for Jeff Goldblum.

Happy Thanksgiving!

11/23/2005 4:34 AM  
Blogger exMI said...

If you liked her in those films, go rent Wild Things.

11/23/2005 7:34 AM  
Blogger jenbeauty said...

Happy Thanksgiving!

I don't download p**n. I am sure hubby does, but it does not bother me like it used to.

However, as the kids get older we need to start being more careful. Currently they like to go to the Disney Channel site and we are there with them.

11/23/2005 10:01 AM  
Blogger dave said...

i think the canadians should be thankful that they have us as friends. it's kind of like being buddies with the cool kid at school.

11/23/2005 10:20 AM  
Blogger snavy said...

Have a great, safe and happy thanksgiving!!!

11/23/2005 10:20 AM  
Blogger Bhakti said...

I have two older brothers: One used to keep his porn mags under his bed, under his pillow, on his bedroom floor...you get the picture. The other one had them stacked chronilogically in a drawer beside his bed. (How did I know this?? I was curious!)

I've never, ever seen my dad with any porn. He refinishes old cars, and I think he gets turned on by sheet metal more than by women (besides my mom).

I did grow up with family values...and my brother's both have very strong, loving marriages, just like my parents (44 years and running strong!).

I never bothered with porn...I was always too busy trying to figure out the mysteries of life! Call me boring or prude...but, I am a swami at heart, you know.

On that note, I wish you and your family a WONDERFUL Thanksgiving.

Love and Blessings,
Bhakti

11/23/2005 11:03 AM  
Blogger bsoholic said...

That is one hot american babe!

Have a great Thanksgiving ZS!!!

11/23/2005 11:35 AM  
Blogger Moni said...

Ta Zombie...Have a wonderful and safe thanksgiving. ;)

11/23/2005 3:46 PM  
Blogger clothosfate said...

Happy Thanks man. Yes we already had ours... eh? Oh and by the way, we see plenty of sun up here... when we leave our igloos, that is. ;p

Denise Richards is definitly a hot babe, I have thought so since I saw Wild Things especially, but she was hilarious in Drop Dead Gorgeous! If you haven't seen it I highly reccomend it. Her inability to act well really worked for her in that one...

And I laughed that you don't know what porn your wife owns... you mean you don't get together and have a grand ole time of it? Compare and contrast... "you like THAT??!! gee, I never knew..." hahaha... nah I do understand, but I thought it was pretty funny anyway.

11/23/2005 5:31 PM  
Blogger The Zombie Lama said...

HAPPY TURKEY DAY, ZS!!!!!

11/23/2005 7:39 PM  
Blogger scumbag said...

for some kick ass denise richards action, watch Wild Things.

11/24/2005 8:45 PM  
Blogger tshsmom said...

Happy Thanksgiving Zombieslayer Family!!

11/25/2005 7:50 AM  
Blogger Liquidplastic said...

Hope you had a happy thanksgiving Zombie ...

Denise Richards ... don't know her and can't comment.

But on the other hand the porn is a very serious topic and I couldn't agree more. This stuff work havoc on a marriage!

Thank you for your prayers .. I am feeling much much better and back where I love .. blogging!

Take care and all my good wishes to you and your family!

11/26/2005 1:13 PM  
Blogger MPD said...

Ya Zombie our Turkey Day was long ago and now we're depressed and stuff cuz well we gotta wait til Xmas now for turkey

11/26/2005 10:14 PM  
Blogger Notta Wallflower said...

ZS - That pic of Denise Richards reminds me of the Friend's episode where she was a guest as Monica and Ross' cousin and she couldn't stay at Monica's because Chandler was staring at her, then at Ross' the same thing happened. Figuring she'd be safe at Phoebe's, Monica sent her there, only to have Phoebe fantasize about her. :-P


Yes, I'm a total nerd for remembering that, but I thought it was funny. On a side note, most women would never admit to it, but other women are attractive.

11/27/2005 10:50 AM  
Blogger Jasonsan said...

Yo dude! I switched over to MySpace so you can come check it out if you want. www.myspace.com/hotdogsandricecakes

11/27/2005 11:24 AM  
Blogger The Zombieslayer said...

Jasonsan - Got it bookmarked. I'll check it out. Good to see you back online.

Notta - I always appreciate when women share how they think with me. Despite all these years of interacting with women professionally, platonically, and romantically, you all are still so hard to figure out. Not meant as an insult, and in some ways, it's why us guys are so crazy about women.

Mpd - Well, got a month to go...

LP - Michele wrote a wonderful piece against porn that I'm going to reply to on the HP thread, since her censuring software is preventing her from seeing this thread.

Tshsmom - I hope you and yours had a great one.

Shane - I really need to see that one. We'll have to rent it.

ZL - Hope you had a good one, buddy.

Clothosfate - You live in an igloo? ;)

Well, her porn is mostly guys. So I have no desire to see it. We do rent porns together though.

Moni - Hope yours went well. Shopping time soon. :p

Bsoholic - Yup. I've always found her hot. She was in Playboy and I found those pics online. Very nice.

Bhakti - My parents didn't mind us having porn. My father subscribed to Playboy, but turned very anti-porn recently. We've had a few arguments (friendly) about porn this year.

Snavylyn - Hope you and your daughters had a wonderful one.

Dave - i think the canadians should be thankful that they have us as friends. it's kind of like being buddies with the cool kid at school.

See, it's comments like these that make me miss working with you.

Jenbeauty - That's the beauty of Unix. Unless I forget to log out, Junior can't see my porn. Besides, mine is encrypted so he won't be able to see it anyways.

Exmi - Ah, another mention of it. Yes, we'll rent it soon.

Saurkraut - Of course, I can hardly criticize: I've got the hots for Jeff Goldblum.

Um...how am I supposed to respond to that? ;)

Scott - Now that she's left Charlie Sheen, I think there's a very good chance she'll accept the compound invitation. :)

11/28/2005 8:51 PM  

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