Much Ado About Nada

I was watching Master and Commander the other day when I was thinking of how good this movie could have been. I couldn't put my finger on it, but it was lacking. It was historically accurate, visually nice, yet, as a film, it was just okay.

They had young boys on the ship. I wouldn't let the younger kiddies see it because one of the boys gets his arm amputated and if I'm not mistaken, another one dies. It's one thing for kids to see an adult die in a movie, but I know that kids get disturbed by seeing kids die in movies.

No, there were no women serving in the British Navy during the Napoleonic Wars (early 1800s). If a woman comes up to you and tells you she served in the British Navy back then, she's lying.

I saw Land of the Dead again. Great movie. If you haven't seen it yet, drop what you're doing (unless you're holding a baby or a hand grenade) and go see it. It scared me, because zombies during this time period are learning to communicate. Society hasn't changed either. There actually is a The Man in this film, played by Dennis Hopper. Actually it was probably this movie that inspired my last post.

I've earlier said that I want either Morgan Freeman or Antonio Banderas to play me. I want to add a third possible candidate - John Leguiziamo. That guy's one of the more underrated actors out there. He's played a lot of different parts, and I liked his job in Land of the Dead.

My fav actor though is Johnny Depp, but I wouldn't want him to play me. He's like Robert De Niro where he actually studies the dude he plays. I wouldn't want to wish that on anyone.

And lastly, we bought the Star Wars III DVD. I already reviewed that one too. I'm kind of mad at Samuel L Jackson though. If he wasn't so mean to Annakin Skywalker, I don't think Annakin would have turned into Darth Vader. I'll have to tell him that next time I see him. "Hey Samuel L Jackson, you know if you weren't so mean to Annakin..."

Now changing the subject entirely away from movies, Zombie Lama got dibs on Paulina Rubio. I'm bummed. I guess that serves me right for spending two weeks interviewing and moving around. We lose hot babes. Not good.

Don't worry friends. I'll be blogging more, now that I have a job. Interviewing really sucks the life out of you. When we create a new society after the zombie plague ends, let's remember to make the interview illegal. Too stressful.

I like the idea of five games of tic-tac-toe. The company selects five people to play the would be interviewer, and if the company fails to win a game, the bloke or dame gets the job. Sounds fair? Sure. Only problem is, I have a feeling productivity will suffer. Oh well, if productivity is low, then the CEO needs to order more beer on Fridays, right?

All right folks, I best get ready to work. Hope you can all get some sleep on the job (unless you're a trucker) so you'll have time to do some blogging tonight. I'll be online hopefully. Hope to see ya there.