Multi-ethnic jokes

All right. After last week's poor showing by the Packers, they better win today or else I'm going to be pissed. That stupid Packers offensive line. They really fema'd that game. Poor Favre got sacked four times and knocked down eight other times.

Well, here are some multi-ethnic jokes for ya. Funniest thing is I heard that second joke from Mohammed Ali (taped, not live). He was at some ceremony and you know how Ali took too many blows to the head? Well, he started rattling off some highly unpolitically correct jokes. I wish the camera zoomed in on his posse. I could just imagine them cringing. Finally, one of his peeps grabbed the mic from him. Too bad he didn't give the guy a right hook to the ribs and continue telling jokes. Ali's still a funny guy, despite his rattled brain.

For my multi-ethnic hot babe, here's Vanity.
She was in a Tales from the Crypt and did a nude scene. My jaw just about dropped. Now I see why Prince did a movie about her. Last I heard though, she was nuts. Oh well.

Now, if only I didn't suffer from C.R.S., I'd remember more than just that one Mr Ali said. Fortunately, I did remember two others. Enjoy.


Why is Sunday morning the best time to go for a ride?
The Christians are in church.
The Jews are counting their money.
The Irish are hung-over.
The Blacks are in jail.
And the Mexicans can't get their cars started.



A Black guy, a Mexican, and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving?

The police.



A Jewish guy and a Chinese guy are sitting next to each other in a bar. Suddenly, the Jewish guy punches the Chinese guy on the arm.

"Ouch! What was that for?"

"That was for Pearl Harbor."

"I'm Chinese. The Japanese bombed Pearl Harbor."

"Ah Chinese, Japanese, it's all the same to me."

A few drinks later, the Chinese guy punches the Jewish guy on the arm.

"Ouch! What was that for?"

"That was for the Titanic."

"But the Titanic hit an iceberg."

"Ah, iceberg, Goldburg, it's all the same to me."