Thursday, May 26, 2005

Hot American babe - Jessica Alba

Robert Rodriguez used to be on my cool list. He was there, until Sin City. I haven't seen the movie yet, but I read an interview with Jessica Alba where she offered to do a nude scene and he refused because he said that it wasn't necessary. Wasn't necessary? What's wrong with you Robert Rodriguez?

Ms. Alba was born in California, one of the few natives. I'm a transplant from the Midwest and Mrs. Zombieslayer's a Southerner.

I have yet to see Ms. Alba in a single movie so I couldn't tell you if she has acting talents. But she is sooo pretty. And she can dance, which is an added bonus when it comes to sexiness. I'm not talking about jumping around like a monkey like J. Lo or Britney Spears do. I'm talking about real dancing.

So here's Jessica Alba. I already sent her a letter asking her to move into my anti-zombie compound so she could be safe when the zombies come but got some rude letter back from a lawyer. Don't know what that's all about. Stupid lawyers.


Blogger Sadie Lou said...

The reason you haven't seen her in anything is because she's in lame-o movies that nobody wants to see:
Idle Hands?
Never Been Kissed?--okay, I saw that one because I like Drew Barrymore. So, I guess if you want to see her (she has a small role as a snobby-airheaded-highscooler) rent that one. The rest are a waste of time.
BTW--what does Mrs. Zombieslayer think of your star worship? My hubby knows I have a couple hollywood crushes but we don't really advertise who we think is hot. I'm just curious.

5/26/2005 12:56 PM  
Blogger Jason said...

I agree on her hotness, but as an actor, eh...she headlined Dark Angel on Fox for a couple of seasons, and was mainly notable for being...well, good looking. I'm kind of iffy on seeing FF and passed on Sin City, though I'm very familiar with both titles.

5/26/2005 1:23 PM  
Blogger The Zombieslayer said...

Sadie - She knows it's just fun & games. In real life, the farthest I go with celebs is have them on my screensavers, but it would be boring writing if I didn't stretch the truth a little. I hope people could tell when I'm being serious and what's intentional cheese.

Jason - I haven't even seen that tv show. I included her after seeing the ads for Honey and Sin City. She's definitely hot. As an actor, I heard she's awful.

5/26/2005 1:39 PM  
Anonymous tim O said...

she's cool and has very nice kissing Wobblies

5/26/2005 2:23 PM  
Blogger tshsmom said...

I see the Anonymous "wobbly man" has found a name!

5/26/2005 2:51 PM  
Blogger Sadie Lou said...

Yeah, ahhh...tim o, if you're the one that posted pornographic stuff on my blog, I'd like to ask you nicely if you would show some respect for other people's blogs and not do that. I have younger family members that frequent my site and they don't need to be subjected to that. Please feel free to post in a PG-13 manner though, okay? Thanks.
sorry about having to do that on your comments page but I have no other way of addressing that issue. Also, I totally know that you're being lighthearted about the Hot Hollywood ladies...I was just curious, I hope you didn't think I was scolding you.

5/26/2005 2:52 PM  
Blogger The Zombieslayer said...

Not at all. I was just under the impression that you were confused about my seriousness (or lack thereof).

5/26/2005 3:35 PM  
Anonymous Moni said...

Whaaaah?! A man who doesn't want to do a nude scene because he thinks it's not necessary?! Must be the elusive Nongratuitous Sexus Homo Erectus, or should I say nonerectus....Ha! Good for Mr. Rodriguez for taking the high road.

5/26/2005 3:47 PM  
Blogger Heather said...

Yeah, she's totally beautiful...and you really need to see Sin City. It rocks!!

It's my favorite movie that I've seen so far this year.

5/26/2005 9:06 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I didn't have a problem with her acting in Sin City--it's kind of difficult to judge, being the kind of film it is, though. I think she's definitely beautiful, but maybe as time goes on, she'll be given more roles in "real" movies and develop her acting skills. Meantime, she's good eye candy.

5/27/2005 4:54 AM  
Blogger Dave Fretz said...

I have to say that I agree with 'moni said' here. Thank you Mr. Rodriguez for not "selling out". Honestly, he had to have known that had Jessica Alba done a nude scene in his movie he probably would have sold more tickets than he did, but, he didn't compromise his vision of what he thought the film should be. Hats off!

5/28/2005 6:21 AM  
Blogger The Zombieslayer said...

Dave F - You do agree though that Ms. Alba is hot, though, right?
According to the local comic book store owner, her character was completely nude so Mr. Rodriguez did do a disservice both to me and comic book loyalists by not giving her a nude scene.
But don't worry, I'll still allow Mr. Rodriguez into the anti-zombie compound because of Desperado and From Dusk Til Dawn.

5/31/2005 1:28 PM  
Blogger Laura said...

Oh, don't bash Sin City, it was actually a very good movie. And Rodriguez was right in my opinion, it wouldn't have fit the story for her to be nude. As for her acting, you can't really tell. But regardless of Alba, the movie is visually stunning. Must see.

5/31/2005 7:00 PM  
Blogger Joe said...

You mean "real" dancing, as in ballroom right? Everyone knows that ballroom is where it's at.

Ever seen the cha-cha?

... one, two, cha-cha-cha...

6/01/2005 1:45 PM  
Blogger The Zombieslayer said...

Laura - Mrs Zombieslayer and I went to see it this weekend and it was already gone from the theatres. Oh well. I guess we'll see it when it comes on DVD. No way Jr sees it for years because I heard it's very violent.

Joe - I prefer the Swing.

6/01/2005 9:39 PM  

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